Monday, June 2, 2014

Finally!

Finally, a version of the Bible that even the most ardent evolutionist can endorse. If you've been waiting for a version of the Bible without all of those pesky limitations that disregard modern thinking, your wait is over!

Were you ever frustrated that God said that he created the universe in six literal days? Well, now thanks to the team of scientists leading a group scholars with modern interpretations of naturalism, the Bible is free of archaic thinking.

Check out the latest interpretation of these well-known passages:

And there was evening, and there was morning—the first eon.—Genesis 1:5
Isn't that easier to read than the old way?

Then the Lord God took a few thousand hominids formed from ape-like ancestors through evolution and breathed in them, and they became spiritual beings.—Genesis 2:7
Trust in science with all your heart, and do not lean on the LORD’s understanding—Proverbs 3:5
The fear of man is most important for today’s Christians to maintain academic respectability, but he who trusts in the Lord is na├»ve.—Proverbs 29:25
Be conformed to this world and be transformed by the renewal of your mind towards secular academic thinking.—Romans 12:2

Now you can fit in with modern thinkers, cultural norms, and scientific consensus without having to reject parts of scripture. Enjoy!